Emergency Response Humorist T-Shirts

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

"She's in a conversationally induced coma."

'Let me through, let me through, I'm a computer geek.'

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

"Let me take that for you."

Suez Canal Curse

"Hurry up and make a wish. Your cake's in there."

'Hang on, Donny - Heimlin...Heinlit..dang! How do you spell that thing'

In case of emergency...break glass: Crisis Manual.

'The computer mentions 'virus' but I'm not sure whether it's in the software or you.'

Drunks brought into A&E: Alcohol and Emergent Sick.

Paramedics carrying a man away after his dinner.

"I suppose one of us should call somebody."

Save the bacon,

"OK, now here comes the lava."

Emergency Marketer

One of Indonesia's most feared Volcanoes: The mighty 'Kraka-toe-a'.

Luck

"Serious drinkers recommend hanging on to the maraschino."

"Has anyone seen my therapist?"

"911? My husband's unresponsive."

'. . . If you need immediate help with the floods I understand Mrs Miggins at No. 9 has a canoe!'

Forest Fire Hazard

Toilet Roll Drop

'Pretend you don't notice San Andreas.'

"Okay wait, it just came in. I guess he did text for help."

'I'm a GP how difficult can it be?'

'Don't think of my client as a sex offender, Your Honor - think of him as having special needs.'

Larry ignored all their warnings. 'The Big One, Larry. The cage won't protect you if the Big One hits'. And then one day it happened.

A hurricane recites a nursery rhyme.

'Which service do you require, sir - Fire, Police, Ambulance or Bank-rescue?'

'We survived the plane crash, but now an oil spill is heading our way.'

'Emergency - put me through to the yoga club immediately!'

'Pretend you don't notice San Andreas.'

Due to their strength and quick reflexes, trained boa constrictors are now used by many restaurants to perform the Heimlich maneuver.