Emergency Procedure Fans Prints

'Thank you for calling. Please hold - on as tight as you can.'

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

First aid in mountains

Dog being carried off by ducks.

Surgery Instructions.

"I'm a busy man Jenkins. This better be important!"

'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.'

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

'I've got a good idea! Let's take everything out and start from scratch.'

The firehouse has a cat instead of a dalmation.

Broken down ambulance means horse and man have to carry stretcher

Hi, my name's Pam and I'll be your paramedic for the evening.

Sling

Head in the sand.

'Quick, turn the siren on!'

A scared man who is about to have surgery performed by a robot.

Broken legs and broken nose in the hospital.

'No, there is no such thing as generic doctors!'

Door-to-Door Liposuction.

'Try not to take offense when he says - 'Of all the hip joints in all the world etc etc.''

"I hope we haven't come at a bad time."

"I knew you'd come!"

'The fire brigade are on the way. But in the meantime, I'm totally posting this online.'

'I know brain surgeons are suppose to be brilliant, but anybody can lose their car keys.'

'Yes, this is a bad time. I'm operating on a patient 4,500 miles away.'

'The police arrived instantly when I had a heart attack, and firefighters saved my sister's life. But I don't want the government involved in my health care!'

Golf Club Rescue

'Show-off.'

"Here's his medical directive."

'No, leave it. That will cost ?2506.22!'