Emergency Procedure Fans Prints

'Thank you for calling. Please hold - on as tight as you can.'

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

First aid in mountains

"911, what is your major malfunction?"

Dog being carried off by ducks.

Surgery Instructions.

Mort, the doctor says you can't get too riled up. It's bad for your heart. Yes, dear. You're not a young man anymore. You're not in tip-top shape. You don't eat well. You're not so muscular. I'm not a fan of your haircut. Nurse!

"I'm a busy man Jenkins. This better be important!"

'Before we unload him, he'd like a written price support.'

'I've got a good idea! Let's take everything out and start from scratch.'

The firehouse has a cat instead of a dalmation.

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

Sling

Hi, my name's Pam and I'll be your paramedic for the evening.

"See? Right there - my wedding ring."

Broken down ambulance means horse and man have to carry stretcher

Head in the sand.

A scared man who is about to have surgery performed by a robot.

'Quick, turn the siren on!'

Broken legs and broken nose in the hospital.

'No, there is no such thing as generic doctors!'

You've probably heard of "White Coat Syndrome," the phenomenon in which patients exhibit a high blood pressure level in a clinical setting, even though they don't in other settings. Well, you won't get away with that here.

Door-to-Door Liposuction.

How are we doing? Go to our website to rate your rescue.

"I hope we haven't come at a bad time."

'Try not to take offense when he says - 'Of all the hip joints in all the world etc etc.''

"I knew you'd come!"

'The fire brigade are on the way. But in the meantime, I'm totally posting this online.'

Yes, by all means, Mr. Fusco, feel free to seek out a second opinion

'I know brain surgeons are suppose to be brilliant, but anybody can lose their car keys.'

'Yes, this is a bad time. I'm operating on a patient 4,500 miles away.'

'The police arrived instantly when I had a heart attack, and firefighters saved my sister's life. But I don't want the government involved in my health care!'

Golf Club Rescue

'No, leave it. That will cost ?2506.22!'

"Here's his medical directive."