Emergency Maestro Pillows

'Not THAT glass, you idiot.'

Baby Piano

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

Baby Mozart.

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

"Bruh, that is some SERIOUS kazoo."

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

Grade 2 Cellist

Timpani.

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

"This is bad work, Edwards! Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad!"

Violin Player

Take a bow!

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

"My best friend is my phone."

The day Bob finally understood radiation of species.

'Why do I have to do this? -- Violins never solve anything!'

'I'm not sure if he plays that loud because he has a good set of lungs or if it's a mean streak in him.'

Computer Music

Baby dressed for the opera.

"Wow! You're a real good guesser, mom...that's exactly what we had at Jonny's party! Spaghetti an' cake an' ice cream!"

"Hello. I'm here to install the new pastor."

'I can't decide weather to have a feisty or a sassy management style.'

"Harold, not only was it perfect, It was perfectissimo!!"

Little Piano

'Music hath charms,' &c.

A child busking

"Experience is the wonderful knowledge that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again."

'Where are the kids?'

Boy Learning Violin With Ear Muffs.

Children playing percussion instruments.

'Treat me easy this morning.'

Xylophone Icicles.