Embracer Of Natural Beauty Prints

"Oh, I stopped wearing one. At my age there's no point in trying to fool Mother Nature."

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

Have you got your make up on yet?

'I'll grow old gracefully when I want to and not any sooner.'

The shape of things to come

Man feeding origami birds with confetti

A baroque elk.

Landscape artist

'Why's that girl got weird brown hair?'

"I want a natural birth, no make-up, no lip gloss, no..."

'No wrinkles or botox for me: I naturally change my skin every so often...'

"It says here that they have chopped down all the palm trees and blow up the rocks to make the place look more natural..."

Introducing... My Natural Hair Color!

The usual? My daughter's all over me about dyeing my hair. I want to go totally natural! Fine. Which would you like? Natural ash, honest honey or real platinum blonde? Which does Mother Nature use?

"Teacher believes in performance-enhancing hugs."

"I see a couple of chairs over there by the naked guy working on his laptop."

"Aging disgracefully is much more fun."

Feel good loser. NON WINNER

Let It All Hang Out In Celebration. . .

'Congratulations, your days of avoiding the real world are finally over.'

'The gardener in him sold out to the nature-conservationist.'

The Artist

"I found a new way to use some of this wax."

Nudist Colony/Unbrushed Hair Colony

Like a Natural Woman

"Does my bump look big in this"

I'd never dye my hair! Too many un-eco chemicals. Agreed! Plus, it's a capitulation to society's sick emphasis on female looks. So true. The only thing that lightens my hair is the sun! Mine too!

Botox! Never!

"My support group told me to embrace my mistakes."

"Bedtime! It's nice to be getting dressed."

An old man walking towards his grave

Under 21 Degrees