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Love for the family

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

"You had me at alternative milk."

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

"We're not laughing at you, sweetie. We're laughing at something you don't understand."

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

Teacher getting the childrens attention by pretending to be on television.

"Matt, you look like you just saw a ghost who fired you!"

"Cops don't get me. Sure, they got me – but they'll ever get me."

"We'll soon have you sorted out, Mr. Fenton."

"He's dead- but that's normal for his age."

"This is the time of year when you begin to appreciate the 'Time's' fuller coverage."

'How many are just staying together for the kids? Ok, that's good, very good.'

Parenting is... watching them sleep.

It was time for Junior to learn to fly. Now, he just needed a little motivation.

Six arms, no waiting.

"Let's face it, Michele. We're not getting any older."

"I was hoping to settle this without avoiding some sort of argument."

"Now I'm well, I miss my doctor."

Life begins at 60

"You need to stop comparing yourself to other people."

Grandpa cheats death, puts in a pool.

'You think you have a hard life? -- I have to listen to crazy people every day!'

"How did I get to be the only one that listens?"

Group hug.

"It's my emotional-support beard."

'Hey! Roll a mile in my shoes!'

"God, they're needy."

'If you're not sure of the name of a client then check it on the system, don't just shout 'Hey Fatso'.'

"Be prepared to be hated!"

"People don't understand that alcoholism is a hazard of my profession!"

Yin and Yang Hug

"I know what you're going through, dear. I buried my husband last year -? but they found him in time."