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Love for the family

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

"You had me at alternative milk."

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

"We're not laughing at you, sweetie. We're laughing at something you don't understand."

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

Teacher getting the childrens attention by pretending to be on television.

"Cops don't get me. Sure, they got me – but they'll ever get me."

"Matt, you look like you just saw a ghost who fired you!"

"We'll soon have you sorted out, Mr. Fenton."

"He's dead- but that's normal for his age."

'How many are just staying together for the kids? Ok, that's good, very good.'

"This is the time of year when you begin to appreciate the 'Time's' fuller coverage."

It was time for Junior to learn to fly. Now, he just needed a little motivation.

"Let's face it, Michele. We're not getting any older."

Parenting is... watching them sleep.

Six arms, no waiting.

"I was hoping to settle this without avoiding some sort of argument."

"Now I'm well, I miss my doctor."

Life begins at 60

"You need to stop comparing yourself to other people."

'You think you have a hard life? -- I have to listen to crazy people every day!'

"How did I get to be the only one that listens?"

Grandpa cheats death, puts in a pool.

Group hug.

"It's my emotional-support beard."

'Hey! Roll a mile in my shoes!'

"God, they're needy."

'If you're not sure of the name of a client then check it on the system, don't just shout 'Hey Fatso'.'

"Be prepared to be hated!"

"People don't understand that alcoholism is a hazard of my profession!"

Yin and Yang Hug

"I know what you're going through, dear. I buried my husband last year -? but they found him in time."