Embarking On A Long-haul Flight Pillows

Flight nap

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

"During our vacation my wife and I went to Paris while our suitcases went to Rome and Athens."

"Today's flight is overbooked. Is there someone who would accept a free travel voucher in return for teaching us how to correctly book a flight?"

"For an extra charge, your flight can come with angst and insecurity."

'Listen son-if God had wanted us to fly he would have given us air tickets.'

"Where should we fly to for our next vacation?"

Mom and Dad Really Lose It - 1/4 Mile.

'California: Here I come!'

"You're advised to check a small bag which you wouldn't mind losing as a sacrifice to the Gods of Lost Luggage."

Megacorp Airlines. "We bring people closer together. And that's just on the plane!

'No we are not there yet, we're just leaving our drive!'

'Now boarding all passengers in the middle class.'

"I have this nagging feeling we've forgotten something..."

'One of the things I want to do in life, is swim with humans!'

"Say bye-bye."

The Lonesome Highway - Next 30 Miles No Shoulder to cry on.

'We found your luggage! It went to Buffalo!'

Flight Socks.

"This is your captain speaking. Thank you for flying with us, and for using your time on board to contemplate the cruel paradox of polluting the very planet that we love to travel and explore."

'According to my horoscope one of us is going on a long journey.'

Bon Voyage

'Son, before you go, always remember the joy of life is in the journey, not the destination.'

Gas bar, Full service/Self-serving tightwads

Excess Baggage

"The hardest thing I've ever done as a homing pigeon was to leave home, but you see, I really wanted to travel and see the world..."

'I leave in three weeks.'

The pilgrimage begins

Excess Baggage: At times the cheapest ticket deals leave a lot to be desired.

Qantas London Sydney

Red eye

'Call this turbulence? 25 years of marriage, THAT'S turbulence.'

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