Embarking On A Journey Gifts

'California: Here I come!'

"Say bye-bye."

"Where should we fly to for our next vacation?"

Red eye

The experienced backpacker.

Airlines

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

Heading off with a packed bag

Leave Nothing But Footprints, Take Nothing But Selfies.

Better times ahead.

Airport

"Look, son, real estate."

Hotel with sign 'Home sweet temporary home'

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

". . . and if I hadn't made that wrong turn at Zlendar-5, I wouldn't have wound up at Happy Harry's and I wouldn't be sitting here with Good Ol' Larry Peterson!"

'Don't move, there's a bee on your back.'

Set sail

"Welcome to Mars. We assume you're all up to date on your vaccinations?"

Rainbow/Horizon

"Great, now we're lost."

Baby At The Entrance Of The Maze Of Life

'Round-the-world ticket please!' - 'One way?'

'Face it, you'd be lost without me!'

"For an extra charge, your flight can come with angst and insecurity."

"You are going on a long journey, with 2 breakdowns and no..."

'Now boarding all passengers in the middle class.'

Tourist looks at his laptop rather than the scenery.

Tourist Directions

'No we are not there yet, we're just leaving our drive!'

DisneyworldDisneyland - Continental Divide.

Our Life Coaches: New Beginnings Retreat Center

'I hope this surprise view is worth the climb!'

Confusing directions.

'Now I understand why people want to give them up.'