Elton John Enthusiasts Pillows

'Mentoring requires many sophisticates qualities and skills...'

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

I'm not saying I'm not a hound dog. I'm saying I'm not nothing but a hound dog.

Elvis Presley

'It's one of the candidates for baptism. Wants to know if he can hold the hand that shook Elvis's hand above the water.'

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

"Do you wanna hear something really weird?"

"Dearly Besequinned . . . "

'In tonight's debate, Ms. Johnson will argue the merits of accrual-based accounting, while Mr. Wilcox will defend the 'Don't Be Accrual' method!'

'Yeah, a lot of people say I look like Elvis. I think it's my eyes.'

There aren't any serious side effects — just an occasional Elvis sighting.

Lord of the Rings IV.

Elvis Purresley impersonators.

'I'm new here...how can you tell the real 'Elvis' from the impersonators?'

"... and the fact that I ain't never caught a rabbit should have no bearing on our friendship."

Breaking up with an Elvis impersonator

'Classical music, huh?...You mean like Elvis?'

Will Curl Lip For Food

Elvis Presley.

"All you ever want to do is go to the Hop."

'Do these pants come with bigger belt loops?'

"Elon is coming! Elon is coming!"

"Shaken."

"I heard that Santa's cutting out the 30% employee discount on toys."

"Imagine there's no heaven. . ."

'I wish I could look just like Elvis.'

'Nine years after the conclusion of the Lord of the Rings trilogy, Gollum reveals how he wins Steve Buscemi look-alike contests.'

Elvis impersonator, managed by Col. Parker's nephew, Eddie.

At Graceland everything has been left the same as the day Elvis died.

Graceland

Elvis fans

Lancelot put to the Test.

The Landlord Of The Rings

"The best advice I can give you is: 'Be Yourself.'"

The old colonel wished he was in the land of cotton.