Elizabethan Fan T-Shirts

Sir Francis Drake plays bowls with ship on horizon

1588: Queen Elizabeth I returns from her holidays

'Thought I'd leave the ruff on.'

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"We're following Carrot Top."

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

'It's some more story ideas from Francis Bacon.'

The Da Vinci Cod

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

You're my Venus

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

Cargo Bay at Thames Warehouse

Once you get the shells off they're really quite tasty.

Analysis of Beauty - Plate II.

'It's okay, they're with me.'

An August Bank-Holiday in the East End.

The Derby- Horse Auction at Tattersall's

'We knew of your return from your round the world trip - we could smell you a mile away!'

Baby on Bard

Girl who had a bowl of trifle spilt over her dress at her court presentation party the night before

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

1867 Reform Act: 'Fagin's Political School'

"I'm not loitering officer, I 'm waiting for the next renaissance!"

Rembrandt's Selfies

"So, Heep...have you any excuse for your appalling behaviour?"

Victorian woman at a bar.

A bath at Boulogne. - Appalling position of Mr and Mrs Tomkins, who had a jib horse when the tide was coming in.

Christmas Eve at Mr. Wardle's

The Last Thing Out.