Elevatory Enigmas Prints

Upside Down Elevator

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

The Corporate Ladder and the Corporate Elevator.

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Corporate Ladder and Corporate Elevator

Offices moved to 23rd floor - taking the company to new heights - the management.

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

Thumbing a Lift.

'That's right, we're going all the way to the top floor ... I'm late for a meeting!'

Going Down?

'Who's pumped about this meeting?!'

Elevator charge $1.00.

'I'm playing 18 floors.'

The guy who got in on the ground floor

A businessman waits for an elevator; on his briefcase are two stickers reading "Up" and "Down".

"It's not that I'm lazy. But I envisage myself not so much climbing the corporate ladder, as taking the corporate elevator."

'Not only did they install an elevator to help you get over the dam, they also hired an elevator operator.'

Muzak's Top 10

"Can you at least pretend to try and hold the elevator so I won't mull over and over how you didn't hold the elevator."

Punk rocker is showing off his hair.

Santa Elevator

'Doors opening.' - 'Doors closing.' - 'Doors bored now.'

"I considered riding my bike to work until I realized it involved pedaling and sweat."

A Fork-lift.

Top Ten Elevator Hits of All Time

Elevator buttons read: Way Up/up/Down/Way Down.

"This thing is so slow!"

Chatty, garlic-coffee breath, apathetic, contagious

'Going up?'

"Ah guys, before you push any buttons can I just check my calculator?"

'Yeh right! Always blame the dung beetle!' - An elevator mishap.

"Do we look like we're going up?"

Elevator. Up, down and dirty.

"What does it look like? I'm running a little late this morning."