Elevatory Enigmas Prints

Upside Down Elevator

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

Offices moved to 23rd floor - taking the company to new heights - the management.

Thumbing a Lift.

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

Going Down?

'That's right, we're going all the way to the top floor ... I'm late for a meeting!'

'Who's pumped about this meeting?!'

'I'm playing 18 floors.'

Elevator charge $1.00.

The guy who got in on the ground floor

A businessman waits for an elevator; on his briefcase are two stickers reading "Up" and "Down".

'Not only did they install an elevator to help you get over the dam, they also hired an elevator operator.'

"It's not that I'm lazy. But I envisage myself not so much climbing the corporate ladder, as taking the corporate elevator."

Muzak's Top 10

Santa Elevator

"Can you at least pretend to try and hold the elevator so I won't mull over and over how you didn't hold the elevator."

Punk rocker is showing off his hair.

"I considered riding my bike to work until I realized it involved pedaling and sweat."

'Doors opening.' - 'Doors closing.' - 'Doors bored now.'

A Fork-lift.

Top Ten Elevator Hits of All Time

"This thing is so slow!"

Elevator buttons read: Way Up/up/Down/Way Down.

Chatty, garlic-coffee breath, apathetic, contagious

'Going up?'

"Do we look like we're going up?"

"Ah guys, before you push any buttons can I just check my calculator?"

'Yeh right! Always blame the dung beetle!' - An elevator mishap.

'You can't use the elevator as guestroom!'

Elevator. Up, down and dirty.

"What does it look like? I'm running a little late this morning."