Elegance Enthusiast Prints

'She's determined to grow old gracefully.'

"Ted's been down in the dumps since they started giving greed a bad name."

The Dandy

Cover Design for Beardsley's 'Book of Fifty Drawings'

A rear view of a fashionably dressed lady in 1796

Ballerina Deodorant.

'There must be safer means of facial expression than closed eyes...'

Ballet keeps you supple...

Cafe society / Nescafe society.

'Just stand there and don't sit on anything until we're ready to leave or you'll be covered with pet hair. I've got toothpaste on my dress.' 'My, what an elegant couple we are.'

'It does have a certain timeless quality.'

'Edgar, I thinking of stepping beyond the bounds of good taste.'

"You don't understand Mum: Platform shoes make me that much more elegant..."

Off to the Opera

Demure lady with gloves

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

Baroque Peacock

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

Et in Arcadia Ego

Wine Pyramid

Elegant woman in backless dress.

Cover Design for Yellow Book Prospectus for Vol 5 (Not Published)

"Don't say a word! Your eyes, your hair, your T-shirt, your luggage—they say it all."

"'Mr. Evans,' she said to me with that adorable smile, 'I think you're the nicest boy in the entire old-boy network.'"

The Return Of The Minipants

Silver Fox

"Everybody comfortable? Got what they want? Know their place?"

Lady in a pretty dress

Why,yes -I like those long stems!'

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"