Electronics Engineer Pillows

Employees of the Month

'Last month's technology' bin next to electronics store.

"I'm in way over my head"

"Yep, first the gold run out, then the microchip manufacturing went overseas."

'I understand you're looking for engineers.'

'With all these mega mergers between electronics and telecommunications firms, I just got an obscene email from the toaster...'

"All my wires and cords have banded together to stop me from going wireless!"

"Smartphone? What's that?"

'Santa forgot the bloody batteries!'

VP for small Size and VP for Higher Price.

'That stuff about elves helping me is a lot of baloney. I have a research center in Silicon Valley and an electronics plant in New England.'

'As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff.'

'What DID people do before trying to set-up Home Entertainment Systems?'

Aerial Birds.

'Another breakthrough, Mr. Higbe...A calculator that's too small to use.'

'It's called the iBarrow. It's a wheelbarrow to carry all your chargers around.'

'I've no time to read books...these are Instruction Manuals for my stuff!'

'I think that email said something about a recall?!'

"Look, Rudolph, I made Santa a GPS tracking system for Christmas!"

"Hmmm... Just what I figured: a universal remote!"

People in street, "Terry's mate is something big in electronics apparently"

Electronics Hobbyist Is In Trouble With His Wife

'I heard it was because of a broken charger.'

You've lost an electron? Are you sure you're all right? I'm positive.

Electronics. It's a great idea, but nobody makes campaign-canceling headphones.

Electronics. He's fascinated by the fast forward feature.

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

Pounding speeds up the computer.

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

"Young Frankenstein"

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

'C'mon get it straight.'