Electronic Music Aficionado Mugs

"Bah! in my day bands knew how to play their computers properly. Like Kraftwerk"

Music for car stereos

'Good news. We're not Daft Punk.'

Mardi Gras

Guitarist

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

He kept up his guitar practise...

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

Anna Calvi

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

Orchestra.

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

Mozart on a computer,

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

Rap music

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

"The Monster Mash wasn't just about having fun. We were protesting Vietnam."

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Piano Recital

"Toi Toi Toi!"

Elvis Presley

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

Freddie Mercury

Chano Pozo,

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''