Electro-mechanical Designer T-Shirts

'...No it's Malcom from ***** after someone with autocad experience in elecro-mechanical design.'

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

'Are we nearly there yet?'

Crap from the future.

"I got a swiss army hook!"

"The problem with these instructions is that they assume I have the attention span to actually read something."

Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

Otto the SmartyCar!

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

'Well, at least it has bubbles.'

Idle parts

"Especially modified you say..."

The Dangers of National Safety Week.

'Okay, the motorized rocking chair could use an emergency off switch.'

An idea box in a shower

'Just as we finally get the industrial revolution down pat, we find ourselves in the middle of the electronic revolution.'

Computer operator welding machine.

Crane fishing

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

Look, Oog and Whonk just invented the intersection.

Floss Street Vendor

"I've decided to major in engineering...college loan debt restructuring."

"Never marry an engineer."

For crying out loud Simon. Would you stop trying to reinvent the drag.

'Art, art, art - When are we going to get some engineers?'

Another new, really cool-looking gadget in a desperate search for a problem to solve.

"We're having a lot of trouble with this model, sir - it's lasting indefinitely."

"Is that one of those cars that tells you when it needs maintenance?"

'Don't throw the little silicon chips away -- we may find a use for them someday.'

'Here it is - the world's largest miniaturization plant.'

'Sure, I cam up with fire, and the wheel, but you're only as good as your last idea.'

"Crap! I forgot to put my car in the garage again!"