Electric Guitar Pillows

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

"Here's your wings and Stratocaster. . ."

What your guitar says about you.

Guitars

Robert Fripp

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

"Michael, your father and I are worried that you're awfully young to be singing the blues."

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

ZZZZZZZ Top

"This next one's another oldie."

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

Algorithm 'n' Blues

"This is a tune about going off the grid and getting back to nature."

'What rhymes with D minus?'

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

Guitar Man.

Fuzz - Max smashes his guitar.

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

Do you have to play air guitar every time we sing?

"Tong!"

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

'It states in his will that if he becomes brain dead he wants to go unplugged.'

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

Orchestra Class Air Guitar.

Hi, sweetie! How was the talent show? Did they enjoy your Clay Aiken tribute?

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

Plum jam...

"This next song is just a song. Try not to read anything into it."

Fuzz - Max has the taste of success.