Electric Guitar Pillows

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

"Here's your wings and Stratocaster. . ."

What your guitar says about you.

Guitars

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

"Michael, your father and I are worried that you're awfully young to be singing the blues."

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

'What rhymes with D minus?'

"Tong!"

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

Fuzz - Max smashes his guitar.

Guitar Man.

"We're gonna entertain you for exactly the next 30 minutes."

'It states in his will that if he becomes brain dead he wants to go unplugged.'

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

Orchestra Class Air Guitar.

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

"This next one's called 'Song for Me'."

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

"This next song is just a song. Try not to read anything into it."

Plum jam...

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

Fuzz - Max has the taste of success.