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'The acoustics in here are terrible!' (two warped acoustic guitars).

B.B. King

Air Guitar and Electric Air Guitar.

Jeff Beck.

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

'Play it again, Sam.'

Bassoons.

At times Richard dreaded coming home, as he knew he'd have to face the music.

"This is a tune about going off the grid and getting back to nature."

'What rhymes with D minus?'

My other cello is a Stradivari

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

Do you have to play air guitar every time we sing?

Quartet.

Didgeridoo

'I know I'm not a kitten, I know I'm sorta fat, But if you will adopt me, I'll be your lovin' cat.' Caption:Shelter Cat Blues

King of Music.

'Of course we've got Marshall amps Jim! Only the best up here.'

Zappo's Air Guitars.

I love Harmonica

Chuck played mean hair guitar.

Campground Conductor

Man serenading woman with guitar stood next to a van that says 'Rent-A-Serenade, 24 Hour Call Out'.

"How many verses of 'Froggie Went A-Courting' are there, Jay, before your pill kicks in?"

Luthier

Cellist

Mexican Serenade.

"Hey. Where the hell's my harmonica?"

Energy trap.

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

Electric guitar

'We have an emergency, ladies and gentlemen! We need help - can anybody in the audience play the tambourine.'

What your guitar says about you.