Electric Current Explorer Pillows

'I told you not to touch the hot line!'

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

'My science project is an experiment in static electricity.'

Baby Playing Violin

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

Timpani.

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

'I'm a do-it-yourselfer, but I've never been a done-it-yourselfer...'

"Here's the problem."

'Benjamin Franklin - the awful truth...'

Is this what they call inherent safety?

Plasma Ball

"I've gone electric, you should be too!"

'Not only did they install an elevator to help you get over the dam, they also hired an elevator operator.'

'Better buy one now - before they make them too big to fit into your house.'

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

The Hybrid

Nuclear energy.

Energy trap.

Benjamin Franklin.

What your guitar says about you.

The Electric Car

"I told you Science was fun!"

"I guess I always wanted to be an electrician. As a little boy, I ran away to join the circuits."

'I've still got nothing. I'm going to call an electrician.'

Nikola Tesla

'And this reaction releases a sufficient amount of energy to extract a teenager from his bed!'

'Allow me to suck the electricity out.'

"Sorry Mr. Gross, Mr. DeVries, but the firm has decided to go with the earthy, down-home fingerpicking of Ms. Aimee Parker-Grossman."