Election Prints

Make America Honest, Sane, Respected, Educated, Clean, Fair, Trustworthy, Decent and Giving Again!

'Let's try voting for the greater of the two evils this time and see what happens.'

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

'Change is coming Chester, and you better be prepared.'

"There's not a dime's worth of difference between the candidates. They're both carnivores."

"I'm undecided, but that doesn't mean I'm apathetic or uninformed."

"It's the Governments pre-election pledges for the nhs.."

'Stocks dropped on the news that governments can fool some people come of the time,but not all the people all of the time.'

The Fiscal Cliff.

The War of Tugs

Voter Auction

'We need to start dividing the housework for more peaceful marriages?' - What they'd say if they really wanted the women's vote.

Blocked In - Republicans vs Democrats.

'My plan for the mid east has approval of both Houses of Congress, Oprah, Larry King, Lettermen and Leno.'

'I will change course.'

Panel of anarchists not wishing to be elected

'I promise to do a better job than any of the clowns in Washington...'

"I have a jobs plan! First, I'd fire all the incumbent's relatives. Then I'd replace them with my relatives."

"Hey, I don't see Harry Truman's name on the ballot!"

"That was Ross Perot. He wants me to send him fifteen dollars."

Independent Voters

'Next election, I'm not voting for. I'm voting against.'

"So, Nick, we do the right thing, see eye-to-eye and join farces, er, FORCES!"

"Sorry Fellas, you're too old."

Fire Sale/Frying Pan Sale.

Politics: fear of change.

'My opponent may have the support of organised labour, but I have support of three highly acclaimed Hollywood movie stars.'

'I have nothing to say. I prefer to let my campaign finances do all the talking.'

'What is it you like most about the Democrats?'

'Hey, you don't have to fool all of the people all of the time — just 51 of the registered voters evry two years.'

"No you idiot! They're supposed to throw eggs at us."

'Ick! -- I'd never vote for anybody with hair like THAT!'

Trump Blocks Postal Service.

Elephant Graveyard.

'Maybe you just can't have hope and change at the same TIME.'