Election Season Participation Mugs

Decision 2020: No Good Option

"Good boy."

They're Not Just That Into It

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

'If only every year was an election year.'

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

"I want to dispel the rumor that this redistricting map was drawn by my toddler on an Etch-A-Sketch. . .I'd never met that toddler before."

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

An informed voter is a good voter

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

Elections

Unfettered Corporate Campaigning.

The Russian Election.

"I think it was an election year."

The perfect choice for president?... Stephen Colbert!

'Son, voting isn't a rational procedure by which one strategically selects an electable candidate who will best serve your interests. Voting is an emotional response to your gut level fears!'

'...Next election voters will have a choice of democrat, republican and 'generic'.'

'The only cuts we can all agree with are their cutting remarks!'

CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'

"Trump vs Biden. Chiefs vs 49ers. On the brink of war with Iran. Didn't we do this all in 2020?"

Netanyahu versus Gantz

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

Republicans and Democrats debate while the US economy drowns.

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

Coming up: Bush and Kerry will debate on 'saturday night live'...and whoever gets the most laughs will be the winner.'

'What's the difference? Some people call it privatizing government. Others call it super pacs buying congressmen.'

Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).

Trump Will Protect Obama's Legacy

'That's correct Shaun. The government is comprised of 5 branches...the executive, legislative, judicial, lobbyist and media.'

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