Election Humor Appreciator Mugs

Vote for Noah for Ship's Captain. I received a campaign contribution from every species except unicorn. Well, I guess that settles that!

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

A Q&A with President Obama over jobs

The Current Separation of Church and State Explained.

'His idea of campaign finance reform is insisting on small bills.'

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

"‘Click’, you have reached the White House, press 1 for shameless groveling, 2 for presidential pardons, and please have your credit card details ready..."

"Hell, George - they even miss ME!"

'In a surprise move, Greece decided to peg its currency against the Baklava.'

New York Corruption - Auditor Watson's Death, and Suspicions on Broadway Works Project

'Hi. Due to the regulation fervor, I'm one of the clowns from Washington here to tell you how to run your business.'

Vladimir Putin Pulling Trump Across The Table By His Tie

Prostate: 51st State

Donald Trump Tells a Joke...

'Steve says that he doesn't understand why the liberals are so glum! They already have a majority.'

'Yes, it's a stupid speech, Senator, but you've got to court the stupid VOTE.'

Totalitarian Humour

'That's correct Shaun. The government is comprised of 5 branches...the executive, legislative, judicial, lobbyist and media.'

"Ok, ok, climate change is not a hoax!"

'The inaugural address? It's sort of like an opening monologue.'

The Dangers of Corporate Personhood

"How is it in Russia?"

"Absolutely, Senator, in my mind it was always my country first, and obscene profits second."

'Poor Americans...If this includes intellectual torture, they'll have to cancel 70 of their Hollywood productions...' (Caption may be modified.)

"And, if elected, I promise to put more black people in cartoons."

"This swamp is much too beautiful to drain.".

DOGE* to English Instant Translator Device

Prison Ships

"So we have met before..."

"Worst budget cuts ever!"

'Sure, but think what a crook I'd be without hypocrisy!'

Patrick Hendy Rodham Clinton

"I cede the remainder of my time to the ranking member."

What Could Go Wrong?

'Verily, Noah, the flood I am about to unleash is retribution for Tory defections to UKIP!'