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1880 Presidential Election - John Kelly Anxious that Tilden Refuses Democratic Candidacy

"Good boy."

"This is the most important election of our lifetime."

'If only every year was an election year.'

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

"I find that hugely offensive!"

An informed voter is a good voter

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

Harry S. Truman

Unfettered Corporate Campaigning.

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

The perfect choice for president?... Stephen Colbert!

Hello, this is Cable News. Oh. I'm Mortimer Park. As you know, we only have four short years until the next presidential election. So it's time to start asking: Who should run? Whom do you prefer? (A) Al Gore … (B) John Kerry … (C) Marco Rubio … (D) Ted Cruz ... (E) Christ Christie ... House of Java Cybercafe. How about (F) You? Mr. Eugene Yu is actually (T).

"Believe me it's only an apple."

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

Arnold's first day on the job - 'What do you mean...no director!!!...and who is going to tell me what to do?'

Why should I take you home instead of your friend? (Republican and Democrat).

Vote: Have your photo ID ready!

2016 election squabbles!

'Mark my words! Our enemies will test this young guy with a huge international crisis as soon as he's electe! But don't worry, he'll be fine!', 'Come here, Joe -- let me give you a nice fist bump!'

2020 Republican Party National Convention

'For five years you can't get a single politician to take any notice of you...and then half a dozen turn up at once!'

Honest Voting Stickers

"On yesterday's news, we left Bill and Hillary and Al and Tipper in the Midwest, preparing to go their separate ways after their bus trip. Meanwhile, their nemesis, George, upset by the latest popularity polls, was consulting with his friend James about h

Election 2020

The Republican's Plan One: No Obama!

Joe Biden

'Confusing, dangerous times call for confusing, dangerous leadership!'

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

'Please, Ma'am — I'm running out of paper!'

'This race is simply too close to call.'

Election slot machine. No matter the outcome, I always lose money.

"Perhaps it was too soon for a self-driving wheel."

"If I vote my conscience, it's Sanders. If I vote my pocketbook, it's Trump. If I vote my emotions, it's Hillary. If I vote my anger, it's Cruz..."