Election History Buff Gifts

John Kerry gets a phone call from the Spite House.

Harry S. Truman

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

Uncle Sam and Democracy

'Oh, I'm just writing a tender memoir or my long ago affair with J.F.K...it's filled with pathos and sad wishful longing...'

Critcism

The Clinton Campaign, post-mid-September

Pickle

More Pardons

'Daddy! There's a Politician in my closet!'

The Art of the Possible

The Election Strategy

'Rain, rain, go away, come again another day'

VOTE, 'I'll never lie to you, and this time I mean it!'

Jeff Sessions

India kicks out Uncle Sam.

George 'Monkey' Bush.

Trump Bird

"Hang in there, Boys! Our dear leader will be here soon to pardon us..."

"If they shorten political campaigns, what will we do for entertainment?"

Ronald Reagan

'If elected, I promise to do my darndest to get re-elected.'

Biden-Trump rematch 2024

Disraeli Cements his Leadership over Conservatives

21st Century Leadership

"As a nation I hope you will all come together and treat President Trump with the same amount of respect you gave me. It's only fair you treat him like crap, too!"

"A modest proposal: Why not arm the Trump administration for their own safety?"

Politics pre - DJT

Ron and Nancy Reagan.

'Those are my views on the election, but perhaps you'd like to get a second doctors opinion.'

William Hague as Churchill.

Line of Old Farts Down the Middle of America

Hi, this is John Kasich. Oh. I'm Mortimer Park. I'm calling to remind you I'm still running for "Just-In-Case." "Just-In-Case"? Yes. If Trump doesn't get enough delegates to win on the first ballot, the GOP can choose whomever it wants for president. It could choose Mitt Romney. It could choose Paul Ryan. It could even choose Kim Kardashian. House of Java Cybercafe. You are running for "Just-In-Case." Also, it says here you've got a bum ticker. Could you let your wife know I like long walks on t

The Capitol In The Palm Of Their Hands.