Election Follower Mugs

Sarkozy steps down and Hollande steps up.

Surfer

'The latest poll show 8% of voters like you, 12% don't like you and 80% don't remember who you are.'

'He has no self-confidence. He has one writer working on a victory speech and four writers working on a concession speech.'

'I'd like to kick those poiticians' cans down the road.'

Tea Party Gala Rally

'They stopped to strike manly poses at each other...'

'When did you first notice you were shrinking?'

Trump vs Biden

'I lead by knowing where the voter wants to go.'

'Finally! A candidate who can beat Obama!'

'Have these folks been briefed on inevitability?'

"Reince Priebus on the line. He wants to get all the super delegates committed before the convention."

"You gotta help me doc...! I think I'm losing my mind!!"

'Vote for Sims.....the lesser of two evils.'

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'I'm the best candidate because I raised $60 million and my opponent only raised $11 million.'

Obama and Biden

'Enough with the malarkey already!'

"Well, who did you think was going to win the Iowa Democratic Caucus. . .?"

1880 Presidential Elections - Democratic Donkey Pulled back from the Brink

RFK Jr Anti-Vax

Democratic Victory in Connecticut

Hide me. Under the table. What's the matter? He's coming. Who. Who??? The wolf! The hairy man. The insatiable and relentless one. Didn't we just finish an election cycle? There he is! Oh no! The 2020 elections are around the corner. Wolf Blitzer! Run! I'll tune in tomorrow. Don't eat me! CNN.

Donald Trump

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

"I'm speaking."

Team Normal

"I Win!!!"

"Is it time for my victory nap yet?"

"I wish celebrities would keep out of politics."

Wimp and Wimpier: The Democratic Field for 2020

"Democratic"

Will Progressives Be Doing on Election Day 2020?

"They just bought a swing state."