Election Campaign Buff Mugs

"Let go, Brandon"

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

CIA report

Public Relations: Reputations cleaned and repaired

Fiscal cliff - US dollar falling over the edge.

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

"Congratulations, Trumpism. It's ot often we initiate a new horseman."

'I don't think the employees like me.'

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

Republicans and Democrats debate while the US economy drowns.

'As the government sees it, the U.S. budget would be fine if more deficit earners like you, Mr. Wald, go on the ball!'

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

"Moulting"

President S Grant's Proposed Civil Service Reform not to the Taste of Certain Senators

"You realize, of course, that I'll have to make a big show of having security escort you out."

"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."

With no clear winner, the debate ended in a tie breaker.

Viva Belarus!

Pecking order.

"Anybody who doesn't like our one-party system can go to Russia!"

"If you could just stop threatening to invade us every 5 minutes... that would be great."

Uncle Sam and Democracy

'Look at this story... 'Jewish settlers are going on building houses'!'

'Can you fetch all of these but leave these others alone?'

"Our intelligence shows that everybody loves us."

Distraction.

'No way! To fund health, education and welfare, we'd be forced to tax oil companies!'

Obama punishing Assad

Bad News

"Well, Sara Kalen is wrong – Edward Snowden is not a 'tattletale.'"

Midterm election s results

Pickle

The Clinton Campaign, post-mid-September