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Election Ad Critic Mugs
Kickstart their day with a mug that lets the election ad critic share their truth—think witty slogans or sarcastic comments about political ads, perfect for coffee and critique.
The Freedom of the Press is Worth Fighting For!
Generic Store: Sign in Window
The following is a paid political announcement.
'We raised the price, so at least as far as we're concerned it's new and improved.'
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CATCHY NAME
"And what would the, Truth-in-Advertising tribunal, want to speak to old Rudy about?"
"This bedtime story is brought to you by your good friends at the toy shop."
Seatback in upright position, fasten safety belt, listen closely...prepare to be bombarded with promotional advertising through the rest of the flight!
'This advertising campagn is stupid and disgusting and it appeals to peoples' most primitive instincts. I love it.'
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"To be honest, it's the same stuff just in different bottles!"
Posters of the Sahara
"We upped the protein by simply factoring in the permissible level of insect parts."
'Of course he's an actor. When was the last time you saw a kid enjoy something that was good for him?'
"Why is that? Are you not confident that you'd be able to do it properly?"
Dodgy Marketing
'Wow! Can't you just feel the safe-ness!'
Adjusted sales pitch: 'Congratulations! You may already be a non-winner.'
"Do you suffer from bald spots? Try 'Branches in a Can'!!"
I don't want to buy anything. I don't want to upgrade. Watch this! What are you doing? Looking at an ad for the new Mac laptop. My heart's not racing! What's wrong with me?! It is sleek.
"We've checked, and it's fine with women."
'No, the nude scene isn't essential to the plot, but we need it for the posters.'
'But first... a word from Mount Sinai National Bank.'
'Advertising: Don't get me started! I mean what's Phil Collins in a Gorilla suit, got to do with chocolate?'
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Republican campaign tosses out the truth.
Internet Marketing Inc. Try E.J.'s Bistro for lunch! The pop-ups made getting to work a real pain.
Bush's Huge Campaign Fund at Work.
"This looks good."
'And this must be the pool you mentioned in the ad.'
"I've heard of click bait before, but this is ridiculous!"
Post man delivers 'More Stuff You Don't Want.'
Truth in Labeling: 'Snouts, lips, jowls, cheeks and viscera enclosed in intestine and served on a bun, Mustard optional.'
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