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"The best part about the holidays is all the holidays."

"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words."

Shepherd and eurydice

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

'And were there a point to your proposal, Henderson - What would it be?'

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

I'm looking for employees who have their own unique way of seeing things my way.

"Good game."

"I'm afraid 'It's a surprise', doesn't cut it as a growth strategy."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

They hated me.

Larry's used art

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

Louis Armstrong

A Symphony of Penguins

'Our product flooded the market... Before backing up a deluge of consumer complaints!'

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

Pete Townshend Vineyards

'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!'

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

In/Out/These Things Happen.

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

'Your resume is a little thin, but I like your willingness to be manipulated by upper management.'

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

Mardi Gras