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'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

Cleopatra

Ancient space travellers return to Earth.

'Oh, here come the first passengers from the plane from Egypt!'

Books for Mummies

Gypsy curses didn't seem so threatening after the Mummy went into the peg business.

Tut and Carmen.

"It feels good to unwind..."

"It's a fixer upper."

Physician tending a mummy.

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

Pyramid catflap...

Sphinx Comes Alive

Egyptian chiropractor.

"I thought I told you to employ a reputable building firm"

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

"Have your people call my people."

Sphinx Food

The Mummy's Purse...

The Tutankhamen Expedition 1908 (The Economy Version).

A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.

Pyramids exploding.

In udder de Nile

The Day When The Curse Of The Mummy Lost It's Horror. . .

'Oh no. The building inspector. He's worse than the Pharaoh.'

'Oooh, she has your eyes Horus.'

"Aha. . . the Sphinxter!"

"Ain't no denying it son. It's a genuine fact that the surfers rule."

"Mummy!

"We're pretty sure it's the West Nile Virus."

Fun on the pyramids

'I'm no expert but at a guess I'd say they had the drawings upside down!'

'Unleashing that ancient curse has done wonders for my cardio.'