Egyptian Cuisine Gifts

"I'm in the mood for some good Egyptian food, too. But who in the neighborhood would know of a good place to go?"

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

Wendy likes horses...and she is a keen cook.

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

Pyramid Handicap Parking

'We'll have to redesign it. Whenever the Pharoah's wife tries to sunbathe on the roof, she slides off.'

Tzatzikicicle

'I would kill for a truffle.'

"We're not just some tavern, you know. Those Greek olives make us a Taverna."

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"

'Greek restaurant?' 'No, menu upside down.'

Anubis loved his evening rides.

"Thousands of years from now, men will marvel at this and wonder how we did it."

'I googled it Mom. There's no such thing as McLiver and onions.'

I'm not convinced that the pyramids of Giza were built as tombs. Sure they were used as tombs, but for all we know, they were built far earlier by some other civilization, and the pharaohs just claimed credit for them. How do we know the pyramids weren't something far more high-tech, like for instance hydroelectric power generators for an advanced civilization? You tell me, how did you charge your cellphone back in 10,000 B.C.? Hydropower from the tears of dorks, here, let me show you ...

"I may be a jackal-headed god of the underworld, Janet, but I'm also your lawyer."

Egyptian Dog House.

"Ramses II was here."

"Yummy mummies."

"Blessed are the Greek, for they shall invent olive oil."

"He'll have to call you back. He's just now jumping in the shower."

'You look like royalty, Mr. Tut.'

Mummy is alive at an Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

Archaeologist blows his nose on a mummy's bandage.

'Is this a Greek restaurant?'

Nick's Greek Restaurant: Special - Nick's own translation of the Odyssey

Hospital Food

PUMPKIN SPICE toe tag

"Hmmm, mountain oysters! Nutty flavor, with a hint of mutton!"

"You don't look a day over 3030."

The head of a man sunk in desert sands

I'm sick of living on the top floor.

"It seems an ungrateful and disrespectful monster has taken over Baldo's brain."

'Our cuisine has moved from the eclectic to the schizophrenic.'