Egyptian Cuisine Gifts

"I'm in the mood for some good Egyptian food, too. But who in the neighborhood would know of a good place to go?"

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

Wendy likes horses...and she is a keen cook.

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

'We'll have to redesign it. Whenever the Pharoah's wife tries to sunbathe on the roof, she slides off.'

Pyramid Handicap Parking

Tzatzikicicle

'I would kill for a truffle.'

"We're not just some tavern, you know. Those Greek olives make us a Taverna."

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"

'Greek restaurant?' 'No, menu upside down.'

"Thousands of years from now, men will marvel at this and wonder how we did it."

Anubis loved his evening rides.

'I googled it Mom. There's no such thing as McLiver and onions.'

"I may be a jackal-headed god of the underworld, Janet, but I'm also your lawyer."

Archaeologist blows his nose on a mummy's bandage.

Mummy is alive at an Egyptian exhibit at a museum.

"He'll have to call you back. He's just now jumping in the shower."

"Ramses II was here."

'You look like royalty, Mr. Tut.'

"Yummy mummies."

"Blessed are the Greek, for they shall invent olive oil."

Egyptian Dog House.

'Is this a Greek restaurant?'

Nick's Greek Restaurant: Special - Nick's own translation of the Odyssey

PUMPKIN SPICE toe tag

Hospital Food

"You don't look a day over 3030."

"Hmmm, mountain oysters! Nutty flavor, with a hint of mutton!"

The head of a man sunk in desert sands

"It seems an ungrateful and disrespectful monster has taken over Baldo's brain."

'Our cuisine has moved from the eclectic to the schizophrenic.'