Egotist Observer Prints

'Why is it always about YOU?'

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

Professor Wiles grows insufferable.

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

'As I see it, our choices are 'no' and 'hell no'.'

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

"Pastor, may we share a message with you about humility?"

Midterm election s results

'Why should I vote for a two-bit lame-brained nobody, when i could vote for a two-bit lamb-brained somebody with 'name recognition'?'

Hierarchy with 'Me' at the top.

Biden-Trump rematch 2024

"Hey Alexa, make it nice and easy for hackers to keep tabs on everything I do and influence my voting intentions."

Fortunes. Tarot. Palms. You punched the fortune teller just because he was smiling? I always wanted to strike a happy medium.

"I wonder where they nest..."

"Vote for me!"

The Establishment Election

Iraq War inquiry denied secret Bush-Blair documents.

'Your lab tests are back. Your cholesterol weight, and self importance are all too high.'

'Going bald isn't all bad - just think, you'll never have dandruff again!'

Mexico Elections 2024

"This must be the Campaign Trail."

"Since the promotion, my husband has gotten a big head."

"Those political ads are about to make me sick!"

"I actually don't have anything to say, but I missed the sound of my own voice."

"It's my company. I want to star in the commercial."

"Please do not feed the animals." "Please do not eat the people."

Voter Auction

'For me, this gives a new meaning to the phrase 'voter turnout'.'

'There's a democracy in here somewhere...'

Opposing viewpoint.

"Addiction to fossil fuels is mutually assured destruction."

'Where'd he go??'

Your Polling Place Has Changed.

'If I'm elected my economic plan will include tax rebates for any unfulfilled campaign promises!'