Ego Whisperer Prints

Doctor with pump: 'Hold on a second while I inflate his ego.'

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

'F-E-E-D-T-H-E-D-O-G . . . Hey that's spooky! Why would your granddad say that?'

"You need to stop bottling it up."

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

He doesn't howl at the moon. He prefers to howl into the void.

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

"I'll check and see if he's available."

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

"Ok, you were right – dogs can see ghosts."

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

''Normal' seems too much to shoot for ... but maybe I can keep you out of the nuthouse.'

'Ach, Herr Scrooge - ghost of this, ghost of that...serious delusions.'

"Your wife says she's been watching you, and there are a lot of things you need to work on."

Cemetery: Communicated with your loved one see Madam Zolta within.

"I'm getting your dear, departed husband—he can't believe you paid forty-five dollars for this."

"...The Spirits are out at the moment, but if you'd like to leave a message...."

"I have eight spirits coming through."

"Shoot it? Shoot it? I don't even know which end of the darn thing to aim at it!"

"Well, well – if it isn't the old crystal ball and chain."

'It's my job to be nosy!'

'Please don't encourage them: Stop trying to communicate with them...'

"Hey, universe! I'm significant and I'm in charge!"

'The spots are much clearer.'

"It's your mother. She wants to know why you never summon her."

"I have grave news."

"Hi darling - I've just come back for my iphone...!"

Freudian vs Behavior therapist.

'Something tells me we're close!'

"Our researchers have discovered that 'E' is the most common, and only, letter in the dolphin alphabet."

"I'll be very candid with you, Mr. Simmons. There's a disturbing lack of transparency in your proposal!"

"Boy, that was quite a day! As the only survivors, I think our number one priority has to be to find another shoal..."