Ego Whisperer Prints

Doctor with pump: 'Hold on a second while I inflate his ego.'

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"Well, at least we know she died peacefully."

"You need to stop bottling it up."

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

'F-E-E-D-T-H-E-D-O-G . . . Hey that's spooky! Why would your granddad say that?'

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

"He says he's been sending you messages from beyond the grave but it's possible they're going straight into your junk folder."

"I'll check and see if he's available."

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

"Ok, you were right – dogs can see ghosts."

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

''Normal' seems too much to shoot for ... but maybe I can keep you out of the nuthouse.'

"I'm getting your dear, departed husband—he can't believe you paid forty-five dollars for this."

Cemetery: Communicated with your loved one see Madam Zolta within.

'Ach, Herr Scrooge - ghost of this, ghost of that...serious delusions.'

"Your wife says she's been watching you, and there are a lot of things you need to work on."

"...The Spirits are out at the moment, but if you'd like to leave a message...."

"Shoot it? Shoot it? I don't even know which end of the darn thing to aim at it!"

'The spots are much clearer.'

"Well, well – if it isn't the old crystal ball and chain."

'It's my job to be nosy!'

"It's your mother. She wants to know why you never summon her."

'Please don't encourage them: Stop trying to communicate with them...'

"I have eight spirits coming through."

"Hi darling - I've just come back for my iphone...!"

"I have grave news."

Freudian vs Behavior therapist.

"Our researchers have discovered that 'E' is the most common, and only, letter in the dolphin alphabet."

'Something tells me we're close!'

"The truth is, humans aren’t smart enough to know how intelligent we are."

"I'll be very candid with you, Mr. Simmons. There's a disturbing lack of transparency in your proposal!"

"How did you reach me? This isn't even a phone."