Eggspert In Love Mugs

I'm putting all my eggs in one basket.

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

'We have three minutes left.'

'Frankly, if all the King's men couldn't put him together again, what chance do we have?...'

Ornithologist

"I'm more interested in hearing about the eggs you're hiding from yourself."

"Sherlock Combs there said he believes it's an inside job."

"You'll get right back over here if you know what's good for you!"

The bad egg.

"Congratulations, it looks like half a dozen."

Chicken: the one-man show

"Well, it's a simple enough work contract: as long as you produce eggs, the farmer will feed you..."

Meet the layer.

"Funny-all the king's horses don't seem to be helping at all."

'How the heck is anyone supposed to lay with all this chitchat going on?'

Russian eggs.

Studio Manager: 'Righto, you're on Chef. Break a egg!'

'You're right chicken does come before the egg.'

'What are we doing here? I thought only birds do this.'

'My first piece of advice is not to put all your eggs in one basket.'

Police Lineup

'Men, these Easter eggs are our primary targets.'

Hen notices egg and herself have crack .

Battery Farms

"Bond. Humpty Bond."

'Mrs Dumpty, Humpty's up on the wall again.'

How to live ecologically without wasting power.

'I've been sitting on it for days and days and nothing happens!'

'We decided we wanted these back.'