Egg-themed Collector Mugs

'Humpty Dumpty hit a wall, and all the kings' men and all the kings' motorcycles' couldn't put him back together again.'

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

'We have three minutes left.'

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

"My brother thinks he's a chicken... He's crazy."

"I told you not to invite that guy!"

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

"Hurray! I just got born!"

'Diversify, diversify, diversify. Never keep all your eggs in one basket, unless it's Easter.'

Easter Bonnet

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

'Fresh eggs!'

'Slow down,' I said... 'Watch that bump,' I said... Not only did we lose two of the kds, but who knows what kinda damage that's gonna do to the paint!

Easter Egg

Golden Eggs.

Top model

'It was owned by a little old lady. Legally, that's all I can say. She still owns the intellectual property rights to her story.'

'That's much better.'

'I wasn't sure which one I should test first...'

Large Very Fresh Eggs

Norman's decision to raise chickens first in the back yard, then the front yard and eventually the living room would cause great dismay the day his car keys went missing.

"Why did you turn down the Easter bunny job?"

Fee Range Chickens

'I've got laryngitis. Would you mind cackling for me while I lay an egg?'

"Easter and Halloween are my two favorite zombie-related holidays."

Millipede motorist

"Wow! Talk about a game-changer!"

Easter Egg Painting.

'What does Easter mean to you?'

'Power steering.'

Exhausted brooder hen knits furiously as she keeps an eye on the calendar.

Pinata at Egg birthday party disaster