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'Good news! Our nest egg is developing into a double yoke.'

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

'Superstock'

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

Where Deviled Eggs come from

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

WHACK!

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

"Then add one extra large egg..."

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

Easter Egg Delivery

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

"How she's able to manage a career and still juggle her family, I'll never know."

To the office...happy Easter, from Sid.

'I forgave ya for puttin' 'em all in one basket, but this goes too far!'

I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.

Egg Buggy

"Anybody see where I laid... my... my... you monsters."

"No, I don't think I have a book in me. I think I have a chicken in me."

'I don't know the story of the two eggs.'

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."

"Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you."

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

'This is taking too long - we'll have to induce hatching.'

"You don't use a search engine for an Easter egg hunt."

'How do you want your eggs, too hard or too soft?'

'Just add eggs. That sounds easy.'

'Who said you could come out of your room?'

'Eggs, I'm cooking eggs!'

"And here is the quality control department for our deviled eggs."

'They are poached eggs, sir -- we grabbed them when the chicken wasn't looking!'

Free Range Eggs - ""I've decided to sell up. I'm having trouble making hens meet."