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"Psst! Tell them they made egg nog too strong!"

'It's the Night Before Christmas, and I drank lots of eggnog, and all through the house I've been puking.'

'Good news! Our nest egg is developing into a double yoke.'

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

Where Deviled Eggs come from

'Superstock'

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

WHACK!

"Don't be so dramatic. You tell me you're pregnant every day?"

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

"Then add one extra large egg..."

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

"How she's able to manage a career and still juggle her family, I'll never know."

With all that Christmas baking left, that's a bad thing...(egg prices soar).

I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.

"Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you."

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

Egg Buggy

Humpty's Mother watches her biological clock...

To the office...happy Easter, from Sid.

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

'I forgave ya for puttin' 'em all in one basket, but this goes too far!'

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."

"Anybody see where I laid... my... my... you monsters."

'I don't know the story of the two eggs.'

"No, I don't think I have a book in me. I think I have a chicken in me."

'This is taking too long - we'll have to induce hatching.'

'Just add eggs. That sounds easy.'

'How do you want your eggs, too hard or too soft?'

'Who said you could come out of your room?'

Cage-free eggs.

'They are poached eggs, sir -- we grabbed them when the chicken wasn't looking!'