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Humpty Dumpty in Occupational Therapy

'Yeah, I knew Dumpty, I let him take a fall for me, I thought he was hardboiled.'

'We have three minutes left.'

'First give me the food - then you get the egg.'

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

'Frankly, if all the King's men couldn't put him together again, what chance do we have?...'

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

"I'm more interested in hearing about the eggs you're hiding from yourself."

"I forgive you, Bumpty."

No Poaching! Scrambling, Frying or Boiling.

"Well, it's a simple enough work contract: as long as you produce eggs, the farmer will feed you..."

"Funny-all the king's horses don't seem to be helping at all."

Russian eggs.

'Don't worry about retirement Irma: There's more to life than just laying eggs...'

'Mom said I'd be a late bloomer, but this is ridiculous.'

'How the heck is anyone supposed to lay with all this chitchat going on?'

'Come quick, Mrs. Dumpty! Your son fell off the wall!'

Brenda lost not only the egg toss, but something much, much more.

'I have to face it Irma, I haven't laid an egg in a week now: I'm menopausal...'

A hen paninting her eggs with egg-shell paint

Postman frying a parcel marked 'handle like eggs'.

'You're right chicken does come before the egg.'

'My first piece of advice is not to put all your eggs in one basket.'

IRS, 'Sorry, but you can't count them as dependents before they hatch.'

Hen notices egg and herself have crack .

Easter Bunny

Wilson's Egg Farm: No Poaching

"Bond. Humpty Bond."

How to live ecologically without wasting power.

'Mrs Dumpty, Humpty's up on the wall again.'

I told Humpty to go private.

'I've been sitting on it for days and days and nothing happens!'