Egg Grading Enthusiast Mugs

"I'm very proud of the grade A's, son, but what about these grade B smalls?"

CSI: Mother Goose Unit...'Hmmm...I'm beginning to suspect that perhaps mister Dumpty's demise wasn't simply a tragic accident.'

hard-boiled egg...

'Good news! Our nest egg is developing into a double yoke.'

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

"Has anyone turned in a chicken?"

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

Where Deviled Eggs come from

'Superstock'

WHACK!

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

The family picnic is at 5. Would you please boil the eggs, Twig? And Teddy? Go clean out the cooler! Oh! Grab the badminton set, too. Stop. Your little cousins will need entertaining! Leave it to mom � To take the independence out of Independence Day.

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

"Then add one extra large egg..."

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

"I hear you've a complaint about the eggs..."

A Pirate Egg Prisoner about to Walk the Plank into a boiling pot of water

"How she's able to manage a career and still juggle her family, I'll never know."

"So! When's the big day?"

I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.

'I forgave ya for puttin' 'em all in one basket, but this goes too far!'

"Mom, Dad, I have something to tell you."

To the office...happy Easter, from Sid.

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

Egg Buggy

'I don't know the story of the two eggs.'

With all that Christmas baking left, that's a bad thing...(egg prices soar).

"The audience is really classy tonight, they are throwing quail eggs."

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."

"Would you like me to warm up your eggs?"

"No, I don't think I have a book in me. I think I have a chicken in me."

"Babies come from WHERE?!"