Egg-citing Strategists Mugs

'Men, these Easter eggs are our primary targets.'

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

"Congratulations, it looks like half a dozen."

"Okay ... if the egg did come first, who laid it?"

Chicken: the one-man show

How the Easter Bunny lets everyone know where the naughty kids live.

"Funny-all the king's horses don't seem to be helping at all."

Big deal! If you were smart, you'd have waited for the price of gold to go up. Everyone's a critic.

The Hen Commandments.

'Mom said I'd be a late bloomer, but this is ridiculous.'

'Don't worry about retirement Irma: There's more to life than just laying eggs...'

Brenda lost not only the egg toss, but something much, much more.

"I think our babies are due to hatch any time soon Darling: the whole bird-watching club is camped below our nest with binoculars..."

'I didn't use a plate because my soldiers are underequipped.'

'The Easter Bunny and Hist Eight Tiny Reinhares.'

I only lay egg whites.

IRS, 'Sorry, but you can't count them as dependents before they hatch.'

Hen sells her eggs direct at egg farm.

Hen notices egg and herself have crack .

The attack of the fifty foot chicken.

"You have to think long-term. You can't afford to be old yet."

How to live ecologically without wasting power.

'Mrs Dumpty, Humpty's up on the wall again.'

'In vitro fertilization is an option for women who don't want to put all their eggs in one basket.'

"Bond. Humpty Bond."

Firemen holding an egg carton out for Humpty Dumpty

Chicken with egg on its face.

'This isn't working, No one remembers where they hid their eggs,'

Billiards and cocks