Egg-ceptional Storyteller Prints

'I didn't use a plate because my soldiers are underequipped.'

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

"Your Easter bonuses are hidden throughout corporate headquarters."

"Okay ... if the egg did come first, who laid it?"

Man domesticates the chicken (centuries later, eggs were found to be edible).

Chicken: the one-man show

"Funny-all the king's horses don't seem to be helping at all."

"Who's next?"

Easter Egg Painting.

Humpty Dumpty

Brenda lost not only the egg toss, but something much, much more.

'Don't worry about retirement Irma: There's more to life than just laying eggs...'

'Mom said I'd be a late bloomer, but this is ridiculous.'

The Hen Commandments.

'This chart illustrates how each of you will break into the industry.'

'I think I may be an adrenaline junkie.'

"We need any eggs?"

Eggs Benedict Cumberbatch

'My first piece of advice is not to put all your eggs in one basket.'

IRS, 'Sorry, but you can't count them as dependents before they hatch.'

The attack of the fifty foot chicken.

Wilson's Egg Farm: No Poaching

'In vitro fertilization is an option for women who don't want to put all their eggs in one basket.'

Firemen holding an egg carton out for Humpty Dumpty

Chicken with egg on its face.

"Follow the colorfully decorated eggs."

"On behalf of Farmer Brown, I am proud to present Lucy with her "One Thousand Eggs" certificate: Congratulations!"