Egg-cellent Observer Prints

'Ever notice on these cop shows that the criminals always wear beaters?'

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

"So! When's the big day?"

"Would you like me to warm up your eggs?"

'I don't think we should have any more eggs Chester. Maybe you should see the vet about having your chicken nuggets removed.'

"I'm more interested in hearing about the eggs you're hiding from yourself."

'All my children have been successful. Frank here is in the Oval Office.'

"Sherlock Combs there said he believes it's an inside job."

"You'll get right back over here if you know what's good for you!"

'So, the egg WAS first.'

Man domesticates the chicken (centuries later, eggs were found to be edible).

"Well, it's a simple enough work contract: as long as you produce eggs, the farmer will feed you..."

Meet the layer.

"J'accuse!"

"I don't know who hid it there but that one's got your name all over it."

'Don't worry about retirement Irma: There's more to life than just laying eggs...'

'I hope you're hungry.'

Anti-litter by-law in effect

Pope Benedict at Easter

Brenda lost not only the egg toss, but something much, much more.

Easter Bunny Pushing Father Christmas Out The Way.

"Go and spread the Gospel. Hide it in colorful, little eggs for the world to find and be delighted by."

'I have to face it Irma, I haven't laid an egg in a week now: I'm menopausal...'

A hen paninting her eggs with egg-shell paint

'I think I may be an adrenaline junkie.'

"Go and spread the Gospel. Hide it in colorful, little eggs for the world to find and be delighted by."

Jo Jo Was Anything But a Quitter.

"T.G.I.F!"

Humpty Dumpty and the forgotten cow.

'Check it out, Ted... Dinner AND dessert!'

Which came first: The Easter Egg or the Easter Bunny?

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, just as long as it's Grade A."

"You've got to hit the trail early in the morning to have any hope of hopping."

Easter Season

EASTER 2020