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No Poaching! Scrambling, Frying or Boiling.

'We have three minutes left.'

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

'First give me the food - then you get the egg.'

'Frankly, if all the King's men couldn't put him together again, what chance do we have?...'

Humpty Dumpty in Occupational Therapy

'Honey, the babysitter's here.'

"I'm more interested in hearing about the eggs you're hiding from yourself."

"I forgive you, Bumpty."

Meet the layer.

"Well, it's a simple enough work contract: as long as you produce eggs, the farmer will feed you..."

"Funny-all the king's horses don't seem to be helping at all."

'Come quick, Mrs. Dumpty! Your son fell off the wall!'

Russian eggs.

'How the heck is anyone supposed to lay with all this chitchat going on?'

'Mom said I'd be a late bloomer, but this is ridiculous.'

'I have to face it Irma, I haven't laid an egg in a week now: I'm menopausal...'

A hen paninting her eggs with egg-shell paint

'You're right chicken does come before the egg.'

Postman frying a parcel marked 'handle like eggs'.

'My first piece of advice is not to put all your eggs in one basket.'

IRS, 'Sorry, but you can't count them as dependents before they hatch.'

Easter Bunny

Egg ghost stories.

'Yeah, I knew Dumpty, I let him take a fall for me, I thought he was hardboiled.'

Hen notices egg and herself have crack .

How to live ecologically without wasting power.

'Mrs Dumpty, Humpty's up on the wall again.'

"Bond. Humpty Bond."

I told Humpty to go private.