Egg Basket Collector Pillows

'That's much better.'

Handbag store - "Perfect."

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

'We have three minutes left.'

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

"I told you not to invite that guy!"

Golfer mistakes a hen's egg for his golf ball.

"My brother thinks he's a chicken... He's crazy."

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

"Hurray! I just got born!"

'Diversify, diversify, diversify. Never keep all your eggs in one basket, unless it's Easter.'

Utility Chic.

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

'Fresh eggs!'

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

'Slow down,' I said... 'Watch that bump,' I said... Not only did we lose two of the kds, but who knows what kinda damage that's gonna do to the paint!

Golden Eggs.

'Big advantage!!'

Large Very Fresh Eggs

Norman's decision to raise chickens first in the back yard, then the front yard and eventually the living room would cause great dismay the day his car keys went missing.

Baseballs Golf Balls Spitballs.

Maple syrup and milk collection.

The evolution of a woman's purse.

"This isn't for me - it's for the economy."

"I put all my eggs in different basket, like you said."

Fee Range Chickens

'I've got laryngitis. Would you mind cackling for me while I lay an egg?'

'We don't have to worry about African Killer Bees this far north.'

"Wow! Talk about a game-changer!"

'This organic seed's so much better for you than ordinary seed!'

At last! We've found their elusive burial grounds!

Exhausted brooder hen knits furiously as she keeps an eye on the calendar.

Pinata at Egg birthday party disaster

The First Seed Catagogues of Spring!