Effortless Existence Expert Prints

"Since being semi-retired everything I do is half-assed."

'I sent out for everything.'

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

Chiller Theatre

"Did you get my tweet?"

Pastorius wonders why.

"I shop, therefore I am."

"Needs to get a life"

Recipes from the Jean-Paul Sartre Cookbook

Optimist

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

"To paraphrase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure without pain au chocolat."

He doesn't howl at the moon. He prefers to howl into the void.

"Is this who I am?"

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"

"But what if this is all there is?"

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

'This course in philosophy is not designed to teach you how to make a living. I will be teaching you how to make a life.'

"Be or be not. There is no question."

"Nicole’s parents celebrated her curious mind, even in those moments when it really depressed them."

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

"I told you, if you're looking for a road map for your life, that's all you're gonna get."

'Gee, I just never get tired of this!'

'I had a great year and I wasn't even trying.'

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

After I crossed the road, I began to ask myself why I did anything.

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

'It's for the girl who's in a hurry.'

"I'm an agnostic now that I've started having self doubts."

"OK...for today I want a 500-word essay on what you know about nothing."

"Looting and plundering! Looting and plundering! There must be more to life!...."

"How do I know God is not real? For the same reason I know people on TV can't see me."

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

Just when I think I've got everything figured out some jerk asks basic questions phobia. 'Why?'

"Please, Lord, enough already."