Edwardian Studies Gifts

Pirate

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

Scarcity

Scientists are sexy

Daughters on the beach

"He's his own worst enemy."

"The knights of the round accent table"

Hildegard von Bingen

Swiss army knife

An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding as written and as it would have been written if David Hume had invested in a word processor,

'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'

"Say! While I'm off in the Holy Land, why don't you find a little crusade of some kind that interests you?"

Blue Dress

Oh, the armor is state of the art

Early attempts at standardising currency.

"Oh my goodness. My lecture on John Donne has just been awarded Most Pizzazzy Metaphysical Lecture of the Year."

'Is "I'll huff and I'll puff till I blow your castle down" the best intimidation we can come up with!!'

"Sheesh... Missed a button again."

"It's either this or a country run by lawyers."

The Inn Keeper's Wife and Daughter taking care of the Don after being beaten and bruised.

"I welcome the discussion."

"Hang on a tick, lads, what have we here?"

"Go back! The place is full of mold!"

"I suppose you're worried about your little peasant benefits."

"You don't have anything planned for the next 196 years, do you?"

'None shall pass!'

Albertus Magnus

"Archaeologists discovered several enormous ancient cities buried under the jungles of Cambodia. That means the Khmer civilization was the largest empire on Earth from the 9th to the 12th centuries. That changes everything about our conception of the Middle Ages. What was your conception of the Middle Ages? Well... it was... well, knights, maidens, dragons... mostly dragons. And elves."

Monk Graffiti

Servant unscrews knight from his suit of armour.

"Dean Williams, the grant committee approved my research grant to determine how many research grants are a waste of government money!"