Educomic Reader Mugs

Montessori School vs. Machiavelli School

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

The Amazing Man-Spider

'Me, I don't spend my pocket money: I hoard it...'

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"Been following me around all morning. I think it's the new intern."

X-ray Psychology.

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

'Excuse me could you please direct me to the nearest toilet?'

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

The Salmon Run

'What sort of wines do you like?' ... 'Powerful ones!'

Time Machine Collision

'See? The idiots put my danged knee replacement in backward!'

"I know it may be wrong, but it's how I feel."

'Perkins, we're getting rid of some of the dead wood around here.'

Fish snorkling above water.

wattle covers

"How many darn burritos did you eat?"

'I think it's about time we tell him he's adopted.'

Muhammad Ali publishes a popup book.

"My doctor said I'm not getting any younger. I'd like a second opinion."

Sign that says 'This is not a sign.'

"The fourth horseman says that he will be late. He hasn't left the Old Testament yet."

"I'm excited to get fixed at the vet, had no idea I was broken."

'Yes Mr Hare, you were right: He IS on steroids!'

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

'Well, back to the old drawing board.'

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

Musuem. Galileo did an experiment by dropping cannonballs from the Tower of Pisa. I wonder what he discovered? Personal injury lawsuits!

Mou...Man trap!

'Says here you can tear phonebooks in half? Well, security could use a man like you in our shredding department!'