Educator Prints

"I believe that's a Montessori school."

Evolution or Creation? A Compromise

Can't Do the Math/Won't Do the Math.

"I wonder whazt kind of super powers he possesses?"

'Ms. Peters, hold all calls. I'm busy implementing yet another hastily conceived and unproven education innovation.'

"I want you to know that the school board is very pleased with your efforts to make this new budget work."

"Daddy works in a magical, faraway land called Academia."

'I'm sorry Mrs. Jackson, but when you've become as excellent of a teacher as you are, you've forfeited your right to retire.'

Gag t-shirt for Mensa members.

'She's a new school principal with 'old school' principles.'

E=mc2 on mountaintop.

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'

Kid on the way to pricipal's office see a girl in the hall with a stand setup to give legal advice.

'Before our principal addresses the faculty, there's something important that has to be said.'

'I demand diplomatic immunity... I'm class president.'

"I know these school board annual budget meetings tend to run very late, however ... "

"Listen Hagar, first you pillage THEN you burn!"

"We need new text books precisely because the ones we have are valuable first editions."

"Take out your phones, open the American History app and turn to the page about George Washington."

'How do you know I have a learning disability?- Maybe you have a teaching disability!'

The Berlitz Guide to Parent-Teacher Conferences

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

An Honest Graduation Photograph

'I didn't feel answers were necessary. All the questions seemed rhetorical.'

'It appears to be some sort of staff development presentation.'

"I'm disappointed too. Skims right over all the important stuff like psychological development, morality, relationship skills, emotional and personal growth?"

"The disasters are collaborating better than we are!"

"The Feds have authorized me to leave your child behind."

'I sort of thought your presentation was going to be in powerpoint.'

'...And that should cover all my rules for the class.'

Ethics ethics.

Dog training

History repeats itself. Which may explain why it's so boring.

'My objective is to have each student become more insightful, compassionate, introspective and empathetic. In your case I will settle for quiet.'

"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"