Educator In Training Pillows

"So, how did your first day go at teaching grade school?"

A Puppet Named Juan

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

"You're fired."

Opportunities in Coronatimes

"Of course he's smiling. He's getting $15,000 to give a lecture on free speech."

Hate Platforms

Lynching on social media

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

Ethics exam cheater.

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

"They grow up so fast."

Fear/Knowledge

Campaign for Plain English

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

I will study my speling words...

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

"Look Mommy, hat!"

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

Can't Do the Math/Won't Do the Math.