Educational Reform Advocate Prints

Crowded Schools

Sex Education

'I'm more unpopular now than I was at school.'

Child reading 'Schools failing to teach basics' upside down.

Limited Resources and Low Expectations

The Internal Economy of Dotheboys Hall

'Today in class, I'll be showing you how to have an afternoon nap.'

'Child labor laws don't apply to homework, Jimmy.'

"It's a textbook case- depending on which state your textbooks are from."

"I cheated a little in high school, the teachers cheated to raise the average grade, the principal cheated to improve the school's rating, and here I am."

'It's worse than you think, sir -- those are the teachers' average reading scores.'

Armed Teachers

"Why so sad?...I'm a history teacher that failed to cover every photo of the rebel flag in the text books...now the school board wants me and my students to gouge our eyes out!"

School League Table Vital Statistics.

'And what does the State want little Harley to be when he grows up?'

Trump University Reunion

College Finance Education

No Job Prospects? No Problem!

"It says 'break glass' but it doesn't say what glass!'

'What's play?'

Coronavirus Impact on Children

"Is there any way I could get a dashboard instead of a report card?"

'The reason the core curriculum seems so ambiguous is that we dot really have a core curriculum.'

Budget

"Coronavirus, masks requirements, falling test scores, student violence - we need to be able to pray in school!"

"We've created a safe, nonjudgmental environment that will leave you child ill-prepared for real life."

"In my class, I'm not interested in grades. I'm interested in you becoming a better person!"

'Lessons have been learned.'

"In this one, references to everything have been deleted."

'I wasn't playing hooky -- I was fleeing the deteriorating public school system.'

6th Grade Do-You-Own Research Fair

"Congratulations! It's a pass."

'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.'

"Hold it right there! Our legislature is currently considering new measures to protect children from the insidious ravages of cell phones in schools!"

New dunce caps