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"Yes, it does mean the bus routes will be a little longer, but on the plus side, the kids will have more time to do their homework."

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

'So much for your new Satnav!'

'Your classroom management techniques work in practice but not in theory. That worries me.'

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

Trade Show Sherpas

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Manufacturing will take place in China...So what role does Europe have?...you borrow money to be the customer

Fragile stamper.

Cargo Bay at Thames Warehouse

Supply Chain

"Of course, the actual honey is all made overseas."

North Pole twinned with Amazon

Folding Container.

"Here's an idea, Ham, go get one of the elephants and bring it down this end."

Planes drop vaccines over a city

Undersized Load

'Have you heard the news about Susan in logistics?...'

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

Drone Baby Delivery

"I had half a date last weekend."

'It's a growth industry' (tulips from Amsterdam).

Watch overhead if you want to improve product delivery. Bridge financing could figure.

"If we didn't send them out to recess after lunch, they wouldn't be full of solar energy all afternoon."

'In the modern world manufacturing takes place in China. Most R&D is one in South Korea and support and logistics is based in India.'

"Gentlemen, inventory is building up at an alarming rate."

'Personally I was happier before we branched out into courier services.'

"It's alright for you lot at the moment. . . but this baby bust thing is bad for business."

Man Place Missile on the Back of Truck

"Now it's really not a good time to be asking for annual leave!"