Educational Logistician T-Shirts

"Yes, it does mean the bus routes will be a little longer, but on the plus side, the kids will have more time to do their homework."

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

'So much for your new Satnav!'

'Your classroom management techniques work in practice but not in theory. That worries me.'

Trade Show Sherpas

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Manufacturing will take place in China...So what role does Europe have?...you borrow money to be the customer

Fragile stamper.

Never tell the boss "You can count on me" during inventory.

Supply Chain

Cargo Bay at Thames Warehouse

"Of course, the actual honey is all made overseas."

North Pole twinned with Amazon

"Amazon wants to open a facility here due to our friendly labor environment."

Folding Container.

"Here's an idea, Ham, go get one of the elephants and bring it down this end."

Planes drop vaccines over a city

'Have you heard the news about Susan in logistics?...'

"I had half a date last weekend."

'It's a growth industry' (tulips from Amsterdam).

You Shouldn't Have

"And you can REALLY make 345,000 deliveries in ONE day!"

Watch overhead if you want to improve product delivery. Bridge financing could figure.

Drone Baby Delivery

"If we didn't send them out to recess after lunch, they wouldn't be full of solar energy all afternoon."

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

Undersized Load

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

'In the modern world manufacturing takes place in China. Most R&D is one in South Korea and support and logistics is based in India.'

"Gentlemen, inventory is building up at an alarming rate."

'Personally I was happier before we branched out into courier services.'

Man Place Missile on the Back of Truck

Coal Liquefaction Plant...Liquefied Coal Gasification Plant