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'Oh he's my loans officer.'

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

U of Debt

Chicken soup for the adjunct professors soul

"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate."

Professor McWit, Didn't Publish, So Perished.

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

"And what did my little darling do in school today?"

"Ted doesn't test well."

'What makes me mad, I was only a couple seats away from all the right answers!'

Student Debt

Too much homework: kid with two backpacks.

Studying and technology

Examiners.

Graduating students asking for cash donations.

"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"

'This charge is for the office visit, this charge is for blood work, and this charge just about pays off the doc's school loan.'

'I'll pause for your moans and groans.'

"'C' isn't EITHER the new 'A'!"

Truth In Education

Beat me, kick me, make me do story problems.

"You know you're in trouble when you stop praying for the answers and start begging."

The sixth college sense. 'I see debt people.'

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"Just teachers' lounge will suffice, Ed."

'I may be 40 years old, but I have the student debt of a 20 year old.'

'You might not know it now but I used to have some great lesson plans.'

"You'll probably quite enjoy your bleak old age..."

'Thank you, sir. NEXT, PLEASE!'

Borrowed 200K for mime school

The Children Are Our Future!

'Come on. It's time to wage education.'

'I'm worried -- It's getting harder and harder to qualify for Federal grants!'

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