Education Theorist Prints

"It says 'break glass' but it doesn't say what glass!'

"I know this is not a proper job for a PhD, Mom, but I have student loans to repay."

'What's play?'

Coronavirus Impact on Children

"This statement from your headmaster says that you can easily get a good degree...your bank manager says you can't."

"Is there any way I could get a dashboard instead of a report card?"

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"

'The reason the core curriculum seems so ambiguous is that we dot really have a core curriculum.'

Budget

"Coronavirus, masks requirements, falling test scores, student violence - we need to be able to pray in school!"

"We've created a safe, nonjudgmental environment that will leave you child ill-prepared for real life."

"In my class, I'm not interested in grades. I'm interested in you becoming a better person!"

'Lessons have been learned.'

'Child labor laws don't apply to homework, Jimmy.'

"In this one, references to everything have been deleted."

'I wasn't playing hooky -- I was fleeing the deteriorating public school system.'

6th Grade Do-You-Own Research Fair

New dunce caps

'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.'

"Congratulations! It's a pass."

'In the future, everyone will have fifteen minutes of tenure.'

'The trouble with education is everyone knows how to teach, but nobody knows how to learn.'

"Maybe it's not a wrong answer - maybe it's just a different answer."

Southwick College: Basically, for the most part, usually - a meritocracy.

'Today in school we learned how to blame everything on the United States!'

"I'm holding George back this year because he's failed to forge a personal style."

Go to M.I.T., they said. You'll do great things, they said.

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'Intellectual bigotry...Go ahead, blaspheme my holy scriptures, the media loves it...'

'Who should be contacted in case of an accident? Why, 911, of course. And these people are going to be teaching my children.'

'He has a learning disability all right - television!'

"No textbooks. I'm strictly Web-fed."

'My father says, these intelligence tests are biased towards the intelligent.'